Marathon Widower Hoodie (Men's)

This side-splitting old newspaper cartoon-style tee captures the timeless tale of a man whose wife signed up for a marathon and now seems to have vanished into the world of endless training. "Marathon Widower: A man whose wife signs up for a marathon and who he never sees again due to all the training required."

✨ Discover why our "Marathon Widower" hoodie is an absolute must-have:
1️⃣ Laughs on the Standstill: Share a chuckle with co-workers or friends as they catch a glimpse of your humorous marathon training marital story. The perfect icebreaker for any occasion!
2️⃣ Timeless Elegance: The vintage newspaper cartoon style adds a touch of classic flair to your wardrobe. A statement piece that's both classic and contemporary, ensuring you stand out in style.
3️⃣ Unseen Comfort: Crafted from the softest blend, this hoodie guarantees maximum comfort for lounging around, pondering the mysteries of marathon training, and perhaps waiting for the elusive spouse to return.
4️⃣ Gifts for the Missing: Surprise your favorite "Marathon Widower" with a gift that keeps the laughs rolling. Whether it's a birthday, anniversary, or just because – it's the ultimate crowd-pleaser for those patiently awaiting their partner's reappearance.

Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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